Yeah, you learn that accurately. Apparently, these darn Australian punks Non-public Perform are again on their fuckery once more. Their newest full-length album ¯_(ツ)_/¯ is getting a particular therapy, if we wish to name it that. Of a number of variants the band is releasing for the file, they’ve known as this one the “Goopy”… a variant the band says was made to odor like Gwyneth Paltrow vagine.
For many who are blessed sufficient to not know, this complete factor is a nod to Paltrow’s “wellness” firm Goop, the place she for no matter purpose offered a candle known as “This Smells Like My Vagina.” I’m unsure who reality checked whether or not or not it really did odor like her hoohah however both approach, the band discovered it fairly hilarious and provoking in response to their guitarist Lauren Hester.
“This was probably the best factor anybody had ever carried out, and everybody at Non-public Perform was past impressed. We instantly tried to purchase one, however because of the overwhelming demand, it offered out immediately. They now promote for over $700 USD every.
$700 USD to odor Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina is, fairly frankly, classist—and we at Non-public Perform assume that each working-class particular person deserves entry to that odor 24 hours a day.
So, congratulations to everybody fortunate sufficient to attain a Goopy file. You now personal a scratch-and-sniff file that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina.”
What’s even higher is that the band did it on the low—they employed a French perfumer to copy the scent and put within the vinyl with out telling anybody. So, when you clicked the “Goopy” one only for the hell of it, you had been in an actual vaginal deal with.
Non-public Perform apparently love doing shit like this. For his or her final album 370HSSV 0773H they pressed a restricted version variant crammed with the band’s urine.
Take a look at their newest single “Sucked In Fuckhead” under, in addition to some upcoming tour dates.
Non-public Perform 2025 tour dates:
5/31 – Canberra, ACT @ Gang Gang Bar & Café
6/01 – Beechworth, VIC @ Tanswells Resort
6/07 – Sydney, NSW @ Crowbar
6/08 – Wollongong, NSW @ La La Las
6/13 – Adelaide, SA @ UniBar
6/14 – Perth, WA @ Milk Bar
6/20 – Brisbane, QLD @ Brightside
6/21 – Gold Coast, QLD @ Vinnies
6/27 – Melbourne, VIC @ Max Watts
6/28 – Hunter Valley, NSW @ Thrashville Pageant
