Do you’ve got far an excessive amount of cash and never sufficient self-respect? Do you’ve got the kind of limitless pit in your abdomen that craves for even the slightest modicum of consideration out of your favourite rock idol? Are you prepared to pay that idol a ridiculous amount of cash to assist lug his shit on stage earlier than a present? Then boy does the ‘retired’ KISS bassist Gene Simmons have a deal for you.
With the Gene Simmons Band heading out on tour subsequent month, the eponymous musician is providing his followers with the deepest pockets an opportunity to pay $12,495 to be his roadie for a day. That’s proper — although he thinks rock is lifeless, you’ll be able to pay for the privilege of becoming a member of a staff of paid professionals to try to assist Gene Simmons and his band arrange for a present.
The package deal, known as the “Private Assistant And Band Roadie For The Day”, is only for one gig and consists of the next:
- You’ll meet up with Gene and GENE SIMMONS BAND members early within the day (both at his lodge or designated location) to go over the band’s present day schedule.
- You’ll be on the GENE SIMMONS BAND staff crew for your entire day!
- You’re going to get a GENE SIMMONS BAND crew member shirt and hat
- You’re going to get a GENE SIMMONS BAND crew member VIP laminate
- You’ll have a meal with Gene Simmons (on the lodge or backstage on the present)
- You’ll arrive and cargo in to the venue with the band
- You’ll assist the band arrange for the present
- You’ll hang around backstage
- You’ll sit in on soundcheck
- Gene Simmons will deliver you on stage through the present and introduce you
- You’re going to get a setlist signed by Gene Simmons
- You may take photographs all through your complete expertise
- You might deliver one visitor
- You might deliver 4 gadgets for Gene to signal (no devices, components, and many others.)
- And… you get a Gene Simmons (KISS-rehearsal-used) bass signed by Gene Simmons
Now, a few of these issues sound like they’d be cool for any fan. It’s simply the idea of paying to do work for an artist that ostensibly has sufficient cash to pay his personal rattling roadies. And you realize he does — possibly he simply needs to make his followers work for his consideration. Or possibly he’s brief a man and figured he might squeeze some money out of a fan. Who is aware of?
Oh and tickets to the present aren’t included, so that you gotta pony up for that as properly.
The Gene Simmons Band can be on tour from April 3 in Anaheim, California till Could 24 in Houston. Yow will discover the total listing of dates under.
April 3 – Anaheim, CA @ Home of Blues
April 4 – Temecula, CA @ Pechanga Resort On line casino
April 5 – Rohnert Park, CA @ The Occasion at Graton Resort & On line casino
April 8 – Auburn, WA @ Muckleshoot On line casino Resort
April 10 – Magna, UT @ The Nice Saltair
April 11 – Denver, CO @ Paramount Theatre
April 25 – Clearwater, FL @ Ruth Eckerd Corridor
April 26 – Miami Seashore, FL @ Fillmore
April 28 – Tallahassee, FL @ The Moon
April 29 – Jacksonville, FL @ Florida Theater
April 30 – Orlando, FL @ Exhausting Rock Reside
Could 2 – Peachtree Metropolis, GA – The Fred Amphitheater
Could 3 – Beaver Dam, KY @ Beaver Dam Amphitheater
Could 5 – Pink Financial institution, NJ @ Basie
Could 6 – Montclair, NJ @ Wellmont
Could 8 – Bethlehem, PA @ Wind Creek On line casino
Could 9 – Huntington, NY @ The Paramount
Could 11 – Uncasville, CT @ Mohegan Solar Enviornment
Could 14 – Northfield, OH @ MGM
Could 15 – Niagara Falls, ON @ Fallsview On line casino
Could 17 – Hammond, IN @ The Horseshoe
Could 18 – Rockford, IL @ Exhausting Rock
Could 20 – Nashville, IN @ Brown County Music Heart
Could 22 – Dallas, TX @ Home of Blues
Could 23 – San Antonio, TX @ Tobin Heart
Could 24 – Houston, TX @ Home of Blues
