I really like Christmas a lot that I’ve chosen to reside in Switzerland, the place Christmas is the most important factor ever to occur! My Christmas Day is deliberate all the way down to the final element, and this playlist is a psychological roadmap that helps me to form at the present time of festive cheer. Share with me, within the Yuletide Music Magic…
Martika’s Kitchen – Martika
I rise at 0430 and nip all the way down to the kitchen to place the vegan turkey on. Martika kindly helps me with the seasoning
High Gun Theme – Harold Faltermeyer and Steve Stevens
Earlier than the weak solar has risen, I take a sackful of presents to the poor youngsters of the city, with High Gun proudly taking part in on my beatbox. Being Switzerland, there are only a few poor youngsters, so we hardly ever get previous the primary verse.
In search of Freedom – David Hasselhoff
It’s all the time appears flawed to me that David Hasselhoff doesn’t get extra credit score for making Christmas particular for all of us.
Gotta Go Dwelling – Boney M
Not the plain selection from the massive M, however jogs my memory to peel the vegan sprouts in good time.
I will See You In My Desires – Large
I exploit this tune to wake my menagerie of rescued animals. They love Christmas virtually as a lot as I do!
December Music – George Michael
Ah George… Within the rush of seasonal pleasure, it’s prudent to take a second to mirror on the actual month with out which Christmas couldn’t exist.
Crockett’s Theme – Jan Hammer
Our reverie continues, the lethargic keytar motifs main our ideas as we gaze out upon the frozen tundra.
West Finish Ladies – Pet Store Boys
It’s current opening time! Who higher than the Queens of Consumerist Pop to information our keen fingers tearing on the wrapping paper?!
This Ole Home – Shakin’ Stevens
My household and I parade round the home resplendent in our Christmas finery, doing the Shakey dance. The servants applaud.
My Adidas – Run DMC
As This Ole Home is simply a minute lengthy, we segue into My Adidas. Even when we haven’t obtained Adidas gadgets within the Christmas stocking. Loopy!
Hammer Smashed Face – Cannibal Corpse
Time to carve the vegan turkey.
Sideboard Music – Chas and Dave
I don’t suppose both Chas or Dave would have loved my selection of non-alcoholic beer flavoured beverage, however they might undoubtedly approve of my handmade get together hats!
In The Military Now – Standing Quo
This mid-paced cry-banger helps us to consider these much less lucky than ourselves on this smuggest of days. Nicely carried out the Quo!
Jesus I Was Evil – Darcy Clay
And this one to recollect these extra evil than ourselves. We very often play this one twice.
Do The Conga – Black Lace
What higher option to convey your self again from the bottom depths that humanity has dredged?
Hurst Gurdy Man – Butthole Surfers
Even a sober man wants to check actuality. The Surfers prepared the ground in trendy psychological science, and I fortunately make a journey down no recollections lane with them.
All people Is aware of – Leonard Cohen
I solely let Cohen in as a result of I really feel sorry for him. It’s a Christmas factor.
Prepared ‘n’ Keen – Whitesnake
The kids and animals are again of their quarters, so it should be time for Christmas Intercourse! No one can deny Coverdale in full circulate.
Cherokee – Europe
However in case Prepared ‘n’ Keen isn’t lengthy sufficient to finish, Europe are poised and ready on the spare document playering machine
Mistletoe and Wine – Cliff Richard
The afterglow tune. Thanks for an additional great Cliffmas everybody!!
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