The Callous Daoboys‘ Maddie Caffrey guides us by means of their newest launch, ‘I Don’t Need To See You In Heaven’, which is ready for launch on Might 16.
I. Assortment Of Forgotten Goals
“Up prime right here I’m not precisely positive how a lot I can reveal pre-release so if I get minimize off that’s why. That is additionally the primary observe and it ought to actually communicate for itself or fairly our — “
Schizophrenic Legacy
“We needed to put this heavy chaotic one proper up prime so any of yall purists who don’t love the pop stuff might be relaxation assured that we’re nonetheless that band.
Additionally unsure who Carson’s mad at however there’s a hook on this one which’s imply as hell. like imply imply like them previous glassjaw songs. (are all of em kinda imply….?)”
Full Moon Steerage
“At this second I’ll say, me – maddie talking – that is my favourite music on the document. Of all of the sounds we’ve chased through the years, I significantly love that we’ve captured a little bit of an emo-tinged early The Mars Volta— if Carson spoke slightly espanol on this one I believe they’d ship us a C&D.
Possibly my opinion will change later so don’t maintain me to it, but when y’all might do me a favor and run this one up slightly further on streaming companies so it might keep within the setlists that will be dope thanks.”
Two Headed Trout
“Odds are if you happen to’re studying this you’ve already heard this one otherwise you’re a kind of nerds that don’t take heed to the singles bc they wish to hear the album in full. (if the label tells me our singles flopped im blaming yall) In any case, some chud YouTube reviewer referred to this music as “paying the payments” and to not be a lion regarding himself with the opinions of sheep— however if you happen to had this absolute moneymaker within the chamber wouldn’t you wanna take a shot?”
Tears On Lambo Leather-based
“If I stated this was a badass nu-metal observe that was interrupted by moments of pink pantheress-style chill D&B you’d most likely simply be like yeah…. that’s simply what yall sound like now…. and yeah honest and perhaps we’ll do it once more later however for now we’ve received this one topped off with a characteristic from our boy Adam from Orthodox and he sounds scary as fuck!!!!”
Lemon
“This one isn’t a lot us “promoting out” as it’s us beating these dumbass metalcore bands at their very own recreation. We’re on LP3 now— time for a half assed try at a pop music proper? open chug nonsense with some synths on prime and essentially the most uninspired refrain so the radio stations are completely satisfied and a overdone breakdown shoe-horned into the bridge so the metalcore followers can nonetheless deceive themselves about this being heavy.
That’s not how we do issues right here. This shit feels like Sting and it’s truly good and we didn’t even want a breakdown. Go assist your native pay to performs and washed up revivals if you happen to’re in search of what I described above.”
Physique Horror For Birds
“I can’t write something humorous about this and if there’s any single observe that ought to be an actual shock I believe it’s this one.”
The Demon Of Unreality Limping Like A Canine
“Once more, if you happen to’re studying this you’ve already heard this one, hopefully you watched the actually sick double video we put out with this one and two headed trout— in truth I’m kinda placing the pen down right here as a result of I can’t actually consider something snarky to say about this one and it’s already out on the planet so you must simply go watch that video as a substitute of studying this text.”
Fool Temptation Power
“In case there’s any dweebs left listening which are like ooouuu owww owwiee i simply can’t do all these genres modifications — fuck you Japanese metropolis pop second in the course of a nasty mathcore observe as a result of why not??”
Douchebag Safari
“This one is like if Sonny by no means left From First To Final they usually simply let him wub out on the observe as a substitute of going solo and altering the form and sound of recent music for the following decade plus. Okay probably not however like kinda……
Additionally I believe that is a kind of observe names that was initially a demo title and I for positive thought Carson would title this one one thing else by the point the document was completed however I’m glad it stayed as a result of the title actually says all of it!”
Distracted By The Mona Lisa
“I received’t lie out of the songs on the document that is perhaps the one one I used to be slightly nervous about at first. Of all of the methods for us to tug, an easycore main key pop punk music appeared out of the query. We’re practically a decade into this band and it has taken so many twists and turns and the one constant reality is that we will actually do something. Nothing is has ever felt off limits. I don’t assume we might really feel this manner with out having assist round us that believes in us as strongly as y’all have through the years— yall give us permission to confidently do precisely what we wish, regardless of how left discipline it might be.
For these of yall who didn’t give us permission to place out an easycore music— I promise there are many different moments on the document you’ll like.”
II. Decide Out
“okay that is like that point when [information redacted]…”
III. Nation Track In Reverse
“You get your lady again, your truck again, your canine again….”
Who stated we couldn’t write an 11+ minute closing observe? I don’t assume anybody actually stated that but it surely’s slightly loopy proper? Very like the joker this twisted shit is simply regular to us right here on the callous daoboys llc. Clocking in at 11:48 this music has every thing— a sax solo, a characteristic from a hometown screamo band, an precise infringement of the The Mars Volta’s copyright, and perhaps another Easter eggs. If this feels like an excessive amount of in your meager consideration span, go forward and delete tiktok off your cellphone and let your mind get again to regular.”
